OUR SERVERS ARE IN THE BAG

BALLS-OUT HOSTING

Whether it's serving games or just delivering kickin' webpages

GAMES

We provide reliable, baby-smooth gaming experiences on our servers. From our all-in-one Feed The Beast Infinity Minecraft server to our balls-to-the-wall Starbound experience.

WEBSITES

Do you need to sack up and make a site for your business or community? With testicl.es, our site-building tools and branded control panel can help you bring your bag of mixed nuts under control.

EMAIL

Email’s never been this easy to handle before. With our efficient delivery systems and thorough virus checking, we’ll make sure your mailbag stays secure.

This Is What We Do

Functionally infinite testicl.es ensure buttery operations.
Full-Package Hosting With Prices That Are Nuts

There's really not much more we can say. With testicl.es, our shared platform servers provide tight integration with your favorite games.

Responsive, stable connection to your testicl.es, no matter their shape, size, or location. That's what we bring you.

  • Average load percentage

    Our powerful processing and spacious RAM mean we're always ready to take on more.

  • Uptime

    99% total historical uptime means we've got the fortitude to do what's necessary. We contacted a physician about having more than four hours, and he gave us high-fives.

  • Boosticles

    Our proprietary "Boosticles" feature allows us to provide a level of flexibility that's simply the besticles.

Testimonials

We know what you mean by 'packages'.

Active games right now:
• FTB Infinity: boxy.testicl.es
• Starbound: captain.testicl.es


COMING SOON:
• Ark SE: dinosaur.testicl.es
• Space Station 13: clown.testicl.es

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